Sometimes, when things are rough and you find yourself at a crossroads, you just have to go to someone who understands and do something to your hair. Cut it all off, dye it, get a perm, whatever you want and whatever will make you feel better. Just fucking go for it. Worst case scenario: you hate it an it grows back. Every other scenario: you end up feeling rad as hell.
Here’s a hilarious Helen Keller joke!
Do you know what no one saw or heard coming?
Helen Keller’s radical socialist activism for the rights of the poor, women, the disabled. And so people ignored and belittled her politics. They argued a deaf, blind person could not know what she was talking about. And so they reduced her to the safe story of a young girl who overcame disability, and nothing else.
Wait I mean haha she was blind! How funny.